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Kitten Decorates New Apartment

Rudko the cat has always been known for his eccentric taste, that’s why it came as no surprise to anyone who knows him that he decorated his new apartment entirely in balloons and sisal.

“I mean, would I have gone with an eight-foot tall tree made of twine for my apartment? No,” said Ellen Xu, a longtime friend of the cat. “Not even a little bit. But this is Rudko’s place. He likes scratching stuff, so I get it.”

The cat moved into the new digs in December, and would not let friends come over to see it until he finished decorating.

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PHOTO OP: I See You!

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PHOTO OP: Cat Nap

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Kitten Gets High Marks on School Report Card

Mallory the kitten made her parents proud this week when she brought home a glowing mid-term report card from school. She had high marks in every subject – Scratching Post Destruction 205, Napping 301, Introduction to Aloofness, Finding the Best Sun Spots (independent study), and Topics in Sitting in Boxes and Bags.  Her teachers gushed about her.

“Mallory is a pleasure to have in class,” said her napping professor, Mrs. Banks. “She’s courteous, she always comes to class on time, and she’s usually the first student to conk out.”

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