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Kitty’s Travel Agency Starts to Take Off

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Kitty’s Travel Agency Starts to Take Off

Friends laughed when Lucy the cat said she wanted to start a travel agency. “That’s a terrible industry to get into,” they said. “No one travels anymore. No one can afford it.”

But six-months since opening the business out of her tiny home office, it looks like Lucy might be having the last laugh.

“She’s doing fantastic,” said nosy neighbor Tom Pendleton. “I see cars parked outside all the time, and she’s just begun renovations on her home to expand the office and hire another couple of staffers.”

Turns out Lucy cleverly targeted the eco-tourism niche and has an uncanny ability to get her clients the very best deals. As a result, her business is taking off big time.

Via comedy_nose.

Cat to Star in Cymbalta Commercial

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Cat to Star in Cymbalta Commercial

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Frankie the cat rarely goes outside. He also sleeps up to 16 hours a day. Naturally, he was the perfect subject for Cymbalta’s latest television ad.

“We wanted to show people the real face of depression,” says Dustin Gregory, spokesperson for Eli Lilly & Co, the drugmaker behind the antidepressant. “Frankie embodied that morose, melancholy outlook better than any of the humans we’d considered. He was made for this role.”

For his audition, Frankie had to stare blankly out a window and appear “despondent” and “listless.”

“He nailed it,” says Gregory. “You could tell he’d been feeling this way for a long time. Or maybe it was just him being a cat. To be honest, we really don’t know.”

Via turbo_loadstone.

Politician Cat Charged With Corruption

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Politician Cat Charged With Corruption

Harry, a cat and state representative, has been officially charged with six counts of racketeering conspiracy, three counts of money laundering, and seven counts of bribery.

The cat was caught on camera making shady back room deals during an FBI sting operation last month. 

Harry has been released from police custody after posting $500,000 bail, and will face trial sometime this summer.

Via k_essenpreis.