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Laser-Eyed Cats Take Over Bedroom

The scene this morning is tense at the Murray household, where a group of four cats with lasers for eyes have taken over the downstairs master bedroom.

“We all got up early to go get waffles at Breakfast Nook,” explained family matriarch, Sue Murray, via the phone. “When we got back, the bedroom door was shut, and I thought to myself, ‘That’s strange. I don’t recall shutting this.’”

When Murray opened the door, she found that the room had been taken over by the laser cats. 

The police have called in a S.W.A.T. team and are attempting to make contact with the kitties.

More as this story develops…

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Architect Cat Fails to Deliver New Building Plans

Executives at banking giant Wells Fargo are beginning to regret hiring a cat to design their new regional headquarters in Tampa, FL. The company hired Bella, of Meowy Architectural Designs, to design their new building after the cat’s proposal won against a number of other bidders.

At first, things went well. Her first round of designs were well received and on-time. But now, she’s been missing deadlines left and right, sleeping through meetings, and generally turning in sloppy work.

“Last week she dropped off a series of blueprints that looked like they had been crumpled up into a ball and batted around the room,” said Wells Fargo SVP of Construction, Tom Juarez. “Plus, the plans included a ‘tuna vault’ that I am sure we never approved. Now she’s completely missed this week’s deadline.”

Sources indicate that Bella could be fired as early as Monday.

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