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Kitty Cuddle Session Shut Down

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Kitty Cuddle Session Shut Down

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to reports out of Portland, OR, two cats have been cited for indecent cuddling. Authorities say that Frankie and Duncan were found underneath a blanket, apparently hiding while they committed the act.

“You see this kind of thing all the time,” says Officer Ray Birchum, who issued the cats summonses after receiving an anonymous tip. “Cuddling, snuggling, snoozling – whatever you want to call it, they were doing it in broad daylight. Cats think they can get away with it just because they’re cute. They are. But they’re not above the law." 

A representative for the cats tells The Fluffington Post that they plan to fight the accusations.

Via @mitdasein.

Area Cat Refuses to Give Up Her Vinyl

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Area Cat Refuses to Give Up Her Vinyl

Ellery, a cat from Providence, RI, has plenty of songs downloaded off iTunes. She even has a Spotify account. But that doesn’t mean she’s giving up on vinyl, according to friends.

“Oh no, never. She’d never give up her records,” said Lizzie MacManus, who attends the same Zumba class as the kitty. “She says they have a higher fidelity sound. Plus, you know, they make a really killer scratching post.”

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Kitten Brothers Accepted to Startup Incubator

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Kitten Brothers Accepted to Startup Incubator

Russian kitten brothers Alexei and Vitaly have been accepted into the prestigious Y Combinator startup accelerator program. The two will be working on a mobile app that allows cats to catalog and rate the best cat hangouts: trees with flocks of birds, dumpsters with old fish, discarded balls of yarn, etc.

“Think of it as Yelp for cats,” said Peter Deng, the founding CTO of the company. “Alexei and Vitaly are real visionary leaders. They’re going to change the way cats find disgusting things to eat outside.”

The brothers plan to move to the United States next month, and have just signed a lease for basket of laundry in Mountain View.

Via mighty_maximus_cat.