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PHOTO OP: The Cute Brothers

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Kitty Arrested for Illegal Catnip Growing Operation

An area kitty is in custody today after authorities raided her home and found an expansive, illegal catnip growing operation.

“This was a huge bust,” said DEA spokesperson Tony Millet at a press conference. “The street value of this ‘nip is easily $30,000.”

The cat, whose name has not yet been released, could face up to 5 years in prison if convicted.

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Starbucks to Offer $8 Kitten Latte

In an attempt to attract a higher end consumer, Starbucks has announced that it will begin to offer a new premium latte. The so-called “kitten latte” (actual menu name: Purriato) will come in two sizes: grande (one kitten) and venti (two kittens).

All that cuteness comes at a price, though. The grande Purriato will set you back $8, while a venti will cost $12 in most markets.

All kitten drinks will come with a saucer of skim milk.

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Cat Superhero Lives in Cat-Shaped Cave

Everyone wants to know: who is Kitty Boy, the neighborhood’s newest crime fighter? While his identity is still a mystery, The Fluffington Post can report that Kitty Boy lives in a posh cat-shaped cave in an undisclosed location.

During an exclusive interview with the super hero, Kitty Boy showed us around his secret lair, which includes a stylized cat head-shaped entrance, multiple scratching posts, a napping chamber, and an interrogation room.

Our full interview will be posted next week.

Via bisabrino.