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Fermi Paradox Blows Local Kitten’s Mind

June 27, 2016 · Leave a Comment

Skittles was, by all accounts, your average kitten. She liked to play with string, eat premium chow from time to time. But when a friend explained the Fermi paradox to her late Sunday night, something changed.

“She’s been thinking about it ever since,” says Michelle Baker, who outlined the famous theory for Skittles. The Fermi paradox concerns the odds that extra-terrestrial life will ever make contact with Earth. While the universe is unfathomably big (making it unlikely we will ever make contact with intelligent life), it also contains millions of habitable planets (making it likely that aliens exist and have possibly already found us).

Sources close to the situation report that Skittles spent all of Monday morning running numbers and scenarios in her mind. “She’s really having trouble deciding which side of the paradox to come down on. Also, she’s a little freaked out about the idea that aliens are probably already aware of Earth, and we’ll probably meet them in about 1,500 years.”

via birdly420

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Kitten Throws Private St. Patrick’s Day Parade Without Proper Permits

March 17, 2012 · Leave a Comment

City officials are investigating a kitten who did not acquire the requisite permits to hold a St. Patrick’s Day parade on public property this morning. Though the parade was arguably a success from a morale standpoint, a moratorium from civic organizations could make it very difficult for the kitten to hold similar events in the future.

Via Bunny Food.

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Kitten Spa to Offer Free Massages

March 8, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Kitten Spa to Offer Free Massages

A local kitten spa and salon is offering free massages as part of its grand opening promotional strategy this weekend.  100 of the free massage coupons will be given out on a first-come, first-served basis starting at 8am on Saturday, and each will be valid for six months.

Via *katz.

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10 Cute Photos of Sleeping Kittens

February 17, 2012 · Leave a Comment

10 Cute Photos of Sleeping Kittens

Via -Meesho-, Brit, Dr. Hemmert, Ella Mullins, stopnlook, Gloson, yellow cloud, pjmorse, Greencolander, jillhudgins.

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Kitten Brokers Landmark Peace Accord

January 30, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Kitten Brokers Landmark Peace Accord

The long-held animosity between the cities of New York and Chicago over which has the better pizza is at a tentative abeyance this morning after a surprise, late-night treaty was brokered by this kitten.  Mayors from both cities have agreed, at least temporarily, to stop comparing crust size until a more permanent deal can be worked out. 

Via Marchnwe.

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