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Guinea Pig Chef Debuts New Pickle Recipe
World-renown Guinea pig chef Barney has done it again. His latest recipe for pickle brine has brought the salty/spicy snack to the next level, according to many food critics.
“Barney’s pickles have this surprising kick right at the end,” says Harry Broder, who writes for Get In My Belly magazine. “I’ve never tasted anything like it.”
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Guinea Pig Pals to Open Family Restaurant
After facing layoffs in the construction industry, Poe and Dani decided to pool their savings and open a restaurant in the neighborhood.
“It’s been their lifelong dream,” says Darren Stang, a close friend. “Neither has management experience. They couldn’t cook a bowl of pasta to save their lives. And they’re pretty bad with money. But, I think they’ve got a shot.”
The family restaurant, called Pigglebee’s, will open its doors the public this fall.
Submitted by Meredith Kucik.
Flying Guinea Pig Perplexes Zoologists
Flying squirrels are old news. Flying guinea pigs are another matter entirely.
An amazing piggie named Oliver has confounded researchers with his unique ability to hover a few inches off the ground.
“The only logical explanation,” says Richard Bledell, a zoologist with the World Wildlife Fund, “is that he was born on planet Krypton and his flight is powered by the Earth’s yellow sun.”
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Guinea Pig Lost in Thought for 5 Hours
Rescuers have been dispatched to locate a guinea pig named Jones who has reportedly been lost in thought for over five straight hours.
“Somebody mentioned String Theory and Jones just disappeared into his own mind,” says Allan Flohr, who was with the guinea pig at the time. “He’s probably thinking about physics, equations, that sort of thing. He’ll probably come to when he gets hungry.”
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Let’s face it: guinea pigs can get a little messy.
Fortunately, Oscar the Boston terrier is ready and willing to give his new roommate Cinnamon Spice a bath as needed.
“They have a close relationship,” says Jerri Ehle, a friend of both animals. “Oscar licks Cinnamon clean, Cinnamon picks up the toys in Oscar’s room. Win/win, I say.”
