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Guinea Pig Won’t Apologize for Egregious Mullet
Guinea Pig Won’t Apologize for Egregious Mullet
Mullets are arguably the most outrageous fashion faux pax. Yet Russell the guinea pig makes no apologies for his. If anything, his big hair has only gotten bigger over the years.
“He’s really into ‘80s metal, so that’s part of it,” says Ted Saint, a source close to the situation. “You should see his room. Mötley Crüe posters everywhere.”
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Wizened Guinea Pig Is Long on Advice, Short on Patience
Wizened Guinea Pig Is Long on Advice, Short on Patience
Buster the guiea pig has seen it all. He’s got stories that will really knock your fur off, and he’s quick to offer valuable advice.
But test his nerves with shenanigans or tomfoolery and he will write you off.
“Seriously, you shouldn’t mess with him,” says Albert Lenox, a source close to the situation.
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Guinea Pig Regrets Switching Conditioners
Guinea Pig Regrets Switching Conditioners
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to sources, Griff the guinea pig has been holed up in his hutch since Tuesday, refusing to leave after making quite possibly the worst hair care decision ever.
Known for his impeccable grooming habits, Griff is said to have suddenly switched his conditioner to an unknown, generic brand. The results, to say the least, were horrific.
“It’s pretty bad,” says Hal Dunberg, a friend. “He’s basically just one big mass of fluff. I’’ve never seen anything like it.”
Asked what could have led Griff to abandon his original conditioner, Dunberg could only speculate. "He might have just been trying to save some money. He’ll come out eventually, though. Assuming the frizz dies down, of course.“
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PHOTO OP: Lawn Piggy
PHOTO OP: Lawn Piggy
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