Ferret Lied on His Online Dating Profile
According to sources, Rosco the ferret lied on his online dating profile.
“H claimed on [his profile] that he likes long walks on the beach,” said one source with knowledge of the situation. “But he hates the beach. He’s always complaining about the sand getting in his paws.”
The source, who wished to remain anonymous, also alleged that the photo Rosco posted depicting him at the beach was Photoshopped.
“It’s not even well done,” said the source.
Rosco would not comment on the record, but maintains his innocence.