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Puppy Busted for Spying on Neighbors

A puppy named Clarence was discovered spying on his neighbors through a crack in the fence separating their properties yesterday and has been charged with misdemeanor voyeurism and fined $500.

“He’s a deviant,” said Allison Nocita, who lives next door to the dog and claims to have seen him spying before but never moved fast enough for police to catch him the act. “He’s always watching me and my family. I don’t like it.”

For his part, Clarence claims that he was not spying on the Nocita family, but instead on their birds.

“They happen to have a pear tree in their backyard which is home to a very tasty, er, rare, family of warblers,” said James Warner, Clarence’s lawyer. “My client was merely getting a better look at the birds. He’s an avid… uh… ornithologist.”

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Puppy Installs Satellite Dish on Little Brother

Sick the poor reception he was getting using a rooftop satellite dish obstructed by the building next door, Jaques the dog installed a secondary dish on his younger brother, Marcel. 

“It’s a little unorthodox,” said Trevor Salk, who lives in across the hall from the puppies. “It took Marcel a little awhile to get used to walking around with that thing on his head. Eating from his bowl was a challenge, but I think he’s mostly figured it out.”

Does Marcel mind?

“I’m not sure, to be honest,” said Salk. “I mean, he really loves his big bro, so I’m not sure if he’d say anything even if he did. But I’ll tell you what, EPSN is crystal clear now.”

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