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Husky’s Attempts at Camouflage Prove Futile

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

“There he goes again,” says Ed Daly as he gazes over at Achilles, his red Siberian Husky. For the fifth time today, Achilles has strategically placed himself on Daly’s similarly-colored bedroom carpet in an apparent attempt to camouflage himself.

“I don’t know what he’s hiding from,” says Daly. “If he’s got a problem with me, this is hardly the answer… Hey! I can see you!”

Daly surmises that it could be the new brand of kibble he’s been buying for Achilles, or the cute Pomeranian from the dog park that recently turned him down. “Dogs are strange,” says Daly. “One minute they’re licking your face, the next they’re practicing advanced cloaking techniques out of spite.”

Via LoneRedHusky.

Puppy Has “Doggy Breath”

According to sources close to the situation, Lacey the puppy suffers from what experts deem “doggy breath.”  The only cure, say researchers, is a rigorous teeth brushing schedule, something that, as a dog, Lacey is not looking forward to.

Via jelene.

PHOTO OP: Gigi and Alice, Family Portrait

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Pomeranian Breaks Record for Longest Yawn

A Pomeranian pup from Wisconsin named Bella has broken the Guinness World Record for the longest recorded yawn.

Clocking in at 23 minutes and 8 seconds, Bella’s gaping maw was open so long, experts say there’s no telling how many flies may have come in or out.

Via Ashley Geiken.