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Area Dog Likes to Relax on the Weekend

After a long week toiling away as man’s best friend – a demanding job, by the way – a local dog just likes to kick back and relax each weekend.  "Cody doesn’t like to work on Saturday and Sunday.  He’ll just lay back on the couch with an ice cold dish of water and maybe watch some baseball,“ says a source close to the situation.

Who can blame him, really?

Via threefatcats.

Puppy Sees Something

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to sources, Crosby the puppy has spotted something off in the distance and is now hurrying excitedly toward it. Initial reports speculate that the object could be a twig, or perhaps a leaf.

“Now, see, I don’t know about that,” says neighbor Joe Friedman. “To me it looks more like a bone. Or several slices of bacon. I really wish that fence wasn’t in the way.” When pressed for further details, Friedman could only say that the object was something “mouth-watering, probably.”

At press time, The Fluffington Post could bring you no further information as Friedman was still guessing objects.

Via bumpertobumper.