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Poodle Guitarist Only Plays Telecasters

In an interview with Rolling Stone Magazine, the manager of legendary guitarist Maru the White Poodle says the pup is loyal to Fender, and only plays Telecasters these days.

“He has quite a collection, many different colors and tone variations,” Gil Foreman tells Rolling Stone. “He likes to match his guitar and his outfit on stage. It’s an instrument and a fashion accessory.”

Maru has put his signature Tele twang on the albums and concerts of greats, including Bob Dylan, Merle Haggard and more recently, The Wiggles.

Via @PoodleMaru.

Local Pup Desperately Needs a Bath

Cambria, a Yorkie-Maltese mix (or “Morkie,” as the kids say) is in dire need of a cleaning, according to reports out of her hometown.  The pup apparently found a mud puddle and “went to town,” said one witness.  

“She’ll definitely be taking a bath,” said bystander Chuck Philips. “But, you know, even spattered in muck, she’s still quite cute.  Isn’t she?  Who’s a dirty puppy…?  Who’s a dirty… yes, you are… yes you are!  I’m sorry, what were we talking about?”

Via artisticsiren.

Area Dog is Terrible at Hide-and-Seek

Sorry, Sparky.  The verdict is in, and you just aren’t very good at hide-and-seek.  According to experts from the Yard Game, Tag and Hide-and-Seek Authority (YGTHSA), a local golden retriever names Sparky is just terrible at hide-and-seek.

“He picks awful hiding places and keeps coming out before he’s found,” said YGTHSA treasurer Angus Van Smoot.  "It’s like he doesn’t understand the rules at all.“

Via mikokox_x.