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Dog Wins Best Lawn Award for 3rd Consecutive Year

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Dog Wins Best Lawn Award for 3rd Consecutive Year

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

As the saying goes, every dog has its hobby. For Ralph, its his lawn.

Lovingly cared for, if slightly uneven, Ralph’s lawn is said to be the best canine-tended lawn in the eastern United States. In fact, it’s won him the coveted Best Lawn Award for the third year in a row. Despite the accolades, the proud pup doesn’t appear to have any particular lawn-growing secrets. According to a spokesperson, Ralph claims to use only Scott’s Turf Builder and water, long considered standard tools of the trade.

“This is just an exceptional lawn any way you slice it, ” says Hank Templeton, president of The American Lawn Society, presenting Ralph with his latest trophy.  "Usually, we give this award to humans. Ralph is obviously an exception. As is his lawn.“

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Local Dog Saves R2 Unit

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Local Dog Saves R2 Unit

A local dog is being hailed as a hero tonight after carrying a busted R2-series astromech droid over 50 miles across the desert on his back.  "A lot of people are going to say he was just doing what any loyal dog would do,“ said a source close to the situation.  "But think about what he did – those R2 units, especially the older models, weigh a ton.  Literally, they weight like two thousand pounds.  To carry one that far?  It’s nothing short of miraculous.”

The dog will be given a $5,000 reward and the key to the planet of Naboo as thanks for saving the valuable robot.

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New Puppy Landspeeders Are More Efficient

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New Puppy Landspeeders Are More Efficient

Anti-Gravity Car & Driver magazine is reporting that the new XP-34 puppy landspeeders are more fuel efficient than non-puppy versions of the craft.  According to a press release from the Naboo-based Landspeed, Inc. (a division of General Motors), the puppy speeders use a newly designed version of the “repulsorlift” engine that is powered completely by kibble.

The puppy landspeeders will be on sale after the annual Galactic Empire auto show on Chandrila in June.

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Puppies Practice Parkour

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Puppies Practice Parkour

Two dogs honed their acrobatic abilities late Thursday in anticipation of an upcoming parkour competition. Falcor Alfredo leaped over Roosevelt in a single bound, then proceeded to ricochet off the adjacent wall.

Puppy parkour enthusiasts anxiously await the tournament, which pits 12 pairs of athletes head-to-head in a fast-paced race across rooftops and industrial parks.

Submitted by Vincent Nguyen.