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Photographic Evidence of Dog Conscience Emerges

A photograph has emerged that purports to prove the existence of the canine conscience.  The snapshot shows a black lab mix, with a tiny puppy perched on his back. 

“As you can clearly see,” said canine philosopher and theologian Max Grahame, “that tiny puppy is the physical manifestation of the larger puppy’s conscience.  He’s there to guide the larger pup in matters of moral decision making.”

However, The Fluffington Post had a forensic photographer examine the picture, and he came to a vastly different conclusion.  "It’s just the perspective of the photo.  Stop wasting my time,“ he said, before kicking us out of his office.

Via amherstares.

PHOTO OP: Lazy Afternoon

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4 Out of 5 Dogs Prefer Chewing Bones to Flossing

A new study from the American Dental Association indicates that 4 out of 5 canines prefer chewing bones to flossing as part of a healthy dental regimen.  "Dogs just don’t like floss. Can’t work it,“ said Natalie Willing, a spokesperson for the ADA.

On the other hand, said Willing, they go absolutely bananas for bones.  Many will chew on bones all day if allowed.  What’s their preferred brand of bone?  Anything "animal,” according to the survey.

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Golden Retriever Eats 40-Pound Bag of Food in One Sitting

A hungry golden retriever named Rachel scarfed an entire bag of kibble on Sunday morning.

“I don’t think she realized how much she ate until she was three-quarters of the way through,” witness Kurt Slatter tells The Fluffington Post. “And at that point, you might as well polish it off.”

Sources say Rachel needed to go walkies immediately after consuming the 40-pound bag.

Via Tania Salim.