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Nosy Dog Annoys Neighbors
Everyone in the neighborhood likes Henna, a local dog.
“She’s a really nice pup,” says Lauren Chambers. “But there are times when she just gets all up in your business.”
“She’s always peeking over the fence, checking out what you’re up to,” says Robert Gains. “It’s one thing to be a friendly neighbor, but you’ve got to respect personal space.”
Via Agnes Scholiers.
PHOTO OP: Portrait of a Dog
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Pom’s New Kicks Are a ‘Chick Magnet’
An 8-month-old Pomeranian named Puff is a huge hit with the ladies thanks to his new designer sneakers.
“Whenever he walks out of the house with those shoes, girls just fawn all over him. He becomes a total chick magnet,” says Kevin Bergdorf, a close friend. “They want to pet him and snuggle him, and they’re all like, ‘He’s so cute!’ Man, I need shoes like that.”
Submitted by Ran Tao.
Dog Reveals Top Secret ‘Rainbow Machine’
After six months of research and planning, New York City dog Pippin has finally unveiled his secret project.
“Everybody loves rainbows, but who wants to wait around for a rain storm?” asks Pippin’s publicist, John Rahe. “Now you can create your own with this patent-pending technology.”
While many are eager to try out the new device, some have been quick to point out that it’s basically just a lawn sprinkler.
Submitted by Olivia Wolf.
Economists: Window Doggie Prices Hold Steady
How much is that doggie in the window? According to global economists at the Brookings Institution, window doggie prices have stabilized this month after a massive sell-off over the first half of this year.
“The market was flooded with cheap window doggies from overseas,” said researcher Katherine Baxter, “which caused the bottom to fall out. However, new import taxes levied by the federal government have finally had an effect in the marketplace and prices have once again stabilized. It’ll be awhile before we see the sky-high prices of the last few years, though – if ever.”
According to Baxter, doggies with “waggly tails” will still fetch a premium.
Via ddmalan.
