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Corgi Unhappy With Online Dating Service

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Corgi Unhappy With Online Dating Service

Tycho has been having no luck with the ladies, and now he’s blaming online dating site OkCorgi for his relationship woes.  According to the pup’s friends, Tycho has had a profile on the site for over nine months but has only been on two dates, and neither ended particularly well.
“I keep telling him he needs to fix up his profile,” said roommate Jon Berringer.  "Stop blaming the site when you list your favorite TV show as The Nanny.  I mean, c’mon… it’s 2012.  Of course he’s not getting any bites!“

Puppy Finally Installs Central Air Conditioning

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Puppy Finally Installs Central Air Conditioning

After another summer of record high temperatures, a puppy named Rex has finally caved and ponied up the cash for a central air conditioning system.

“His apartment is super cool now,” says Taylor Georges, a source close to the situation. “There’s a lot of food lying around the place, but hey, who am I to judge?”

Via Whire.

Bulldog Misses Nap for 3rd Straight Day

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Bulldog Misses Nap for 3rd Straight Day

A Texas bulldog named Dover normally takes naps at 2 pm sharp – right when the afternoon doldrums set in. But for the last three days, he’s been far too busy.

“Between grocery shopping, laundry and playing Call of Duty, he just can’t find the time,” says Walker Finch, a source close to the situation.

Via Jessica Allen.