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California Dog Locks In Halloween Costume Choice

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California Dog Locks In Halloween Costume Choice

There was a lot of hemming and hawing as Jackson went store to store, trying to decide on the perfect Halloween costume. Like many local residents, the pup tried on many get-ups before he finally settled on the right look.

“He’s a big fan of vintage cartoons,” says Larry Cockburn, a source close to the situation. “Also, he’s a dog. So, Underdog was a natural fit.”

The costume is so good, he’s already been mistaken for the superhero.

Submitted by Michael Moore.

FedEx Confirms Overnight Puppy Shipping for Holiday Season

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FedEx Confirms Overnight Puppy Shipping for Holiday Season

A spokesperson for FedEx has confirmed that the company will offer overnight shipping for puppies this holiday season, starting on November 30.  The shipping giant experimented with overnight puppy service last year, and it was reportedly very popular.

“It’s a no brainer,” said Tamron Smiley, a blogger for ShippingIndustryNews.com.  "No one wants to wait for puppies.“

Via dirtyaddiction.

Out-of-Work Pom Spends Most Days Watching ‘Ellen’

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Out-of-Work Pom Spends Most Days Watching ‘Ellen’

While the global economy is slowly recovering, some job seekers have simply given up. Jay, a Pomeranian mix from Victoria, BC, Canada, is among those who is overqualified for most of the positions on Craigslist.

Discouraged, he spends most of his day watching DVR’d episodes of Ellen DeGeneres’s daytime talk show.

“I won’t say it’s not depressing – it is,” says Rick Hepner, Jay’s roommate. “The guy just needs a kick in the pants. He’ll find something, I know it.”

Submitted by Karyn Stepien.

Puppy Earns ‘Employee of the Month’ at Furniture Showroom

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Puppy Earns ‘Employee of the Month’ at Furniture Showroom

A golden retriever named Charlie has been awarded the coveted title “Employee of the Month” at Cal’s Discount Furniture after selling four bedroom sets, six couches, seven love seats and a dinette set in just one week.

“The guy is on fire,” says his manager, Artie Lepinsky. “Customers just can’t say no to that face.”

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Yorkie Outlines 6-Point Plan for Peace in the Arab World

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Yorkie Outlines 6-Point Plan for Peace in the Arab World

A Rhode Island Yorkie named Bella can no longer sit back and read the upsetting headlines coming out of the Middle East. Compelled by the constant churn of unrest and violence in the Arab world, she has put forth a comprehensive plan to bring a lasting peace to the region, and aims to visit there next year.

“It’s a six-point plan unlike anything we’ve tried before,” says Javier Tippens of the United Nations Security Council. “It involves a lot of treats and belly rubs. Our analysis shows that insurgents, rebel groups and dictators alike would probably agree on these items. We’re hoping it will reveal some common ground.”

For now, Bella is hard at work learning Arabic. Sources close to her say she feels confident that learning the language is key to forthright conversation.

Submitted by Sara.