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Dog Sued for Libel Over Misleading Sign

A neighborhood dog named Duke has been served a libel suit over what the plaintiff is calling “misleading signage.”

“The sign says ‘Beware of Dog,’ but that’s basically a lie,” says Maureen Phinster, the resident who brought the lawsuit. “Duke is a real sweetheart, there’s nothing to be afraid of. So why put up a sign like that? It’s just confusing people.”

But attorneys for Duke claim that this is a free speech issue. “My client can put up whatever sign he wants,” says George McCallister, Esq. “’Free Cha-Cha Lessons,’ for example. It doesn’t mean he has to deliver. It’s his property, and he can do what he likes.”

The hearing is scheduled for November 19th.

Via Reddit.

Remember to Vote Today!

To all our readers in the United States, remember that today is Election Day! Be sure to head down to your local polling place and cast your vote for President of the United States, as well as any other local races or ballot measures.

Need help finding your polling place?  You can find out where you need to go and view your local ballot before you go vote by using the Google voter information tool.

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Doggie Boy Band ‘Woof Direction’ Announces American Tour

Woof Direction, the musical supergroup consisting entirely of cute puppies, has already conquered the British pop charts.  Now the group has announced that it will kick off an American tour with a Christmas Eve show  at Madison Square Garden in New York City.

Fresh off the chart-topping success of their smash hit power pop single, “Live While We’re Pups,” the group will be stopping in 23 American cities from December until the end of January, ending with a two night engagement in Los Angeles, CA.

Tickets will goes on sale tomorrow.

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