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Lab Accident Causes Dog Levitation

A dog scientist is the latest victim in a growing number of industrial accidents at NASA’s Ames Research Center in California.  The accidents have called into question safety procedures at Ames and whether the research being conducted there is safe.

This latest mishap has left Dr. Skippy, a noted puppy and mediocre astrophysicist, unable to walk.  "Now he just kind of floats,“ said an Ames spokersperson of the dog’s condition. 

According to sources close to the situation, Dr. Skippy’s team was working on experiment involved dark matter and gravitons when an explosion rocked their lab.  After the smoke cleared, the dog was levitating and has been unable to return to earth. Scientists at Ames are working on a cure, but this is apparently uncharted territory.

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Dog’s Santa Costume Lacks Crucial Details

A local dog named Miele has been criticized by media and mall patrons for his “half-baked” attempt at a Santa costume.

“Sure, he’s got the suit, but where’s the hat? Where’s the beard?” says Charlie Hopewell, one of the dog’s most outspoken critics. “Where’s the bowl full of jelly? A few key props would go a long way, here.”

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Plush Toy Turned Out to Be Real Dog

When Wendy Holmes brought a stuffed animal home from her local Toys ‘R’ Us, nothing appeared out of the ordinary.

“It was just a cute stuffed dog,” Holmes tells The Fluffington Post. “It was a Christmas present for my daughter.”

Later that afternoon, her shopping bags started rustling.

“Turns out it was actually an adorable puppy,” Holmes explained. “He must have been sleeping in the bin. Now that I think about it, he did look a little different from the other toys. That must be why I picked him out.”

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