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Dog Diagnosed With Severe Bed Head

After a week of intense observation, doctors at St. Francis Hospital have diagnosed a 2-year-old pup named Jacob, who exhibited symptoms of frazzled hair and static cling for months.

“We’ve run about 14 different tests, and gathered expert opinions from around the country,” says Dr. Sam Tourig, who specializes in wacky hair disorders. “Most of us agree that this is a case of Severe Bed Head. But, with the right therapies and hair gel products, we believe Jacob can live a normal, productive life, despite his affliction.”

Submitted by Vivien.

REPORT: Dog Lands $600,000 Ray-Ban Endorsement Deal

The Hollywood Reporter writes that Jackson, a dog famous numerous character roles in CSI, Franklin & Bash, and Grey’s Anatomy has inked an endorsement deal with Ray-Ban sunglasses for just north of $600,000.

“While not publicly disclosed, sources close to the pup say the deal includes multiple media appearances, product placement in his upcoming film, and three TV spots that will air in summer 2013,” THR reports.

Submitted by Michael Moore.

Dog Bears Striking Resemblance to Richard Gere

Visitors to the Assisi Animal Sanctuary in Northern Ireland have been swooning over a dog named Scamper, whose dark, piercing eyes and “come hither” smirk bear a notable resemblance to actor Richard Gere.

“Scamper is very affectionate and quiet,” says Diane Boland, a source close to the situation. We can only imagine these qualities embody Mr. Gere as well.

 "He’s looking for a new home,“ says Boland. "Can you help this Officer and a Gentleman find his Pretty Woman?”