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Puppy Sinks Entire Life Savings Into Risky Real Estate Deal

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Puppy Sinks Entire Life Savings Into Risky Real Estate Deal

Quentin, a Yorkshire Terrier from Walla Walla, WA has always been known as a conservative investor by his friends. That’s why everyone was surprised when he announced that he was putting all his money into a new hotel project on Baltic Avenue and a housing development on Marvin Gardens.

“Usually he just bides his time until he lands on Free Parking,” said close friend Andy Clemens. “So it was kind of a shock to see him go all in like this.”

Friends tried to dissuade the dog from spending so much on the projects, especially the hotel.

“Houses on Marvin Gardens can be flipped for a pretty penny if you do it right,” said Clemens, “but Baltic Ave isn’t a great part of town. A boutique hotel there just isn’t a smart investment.”

While Quentin will have most of his personal assets tied up in these two new projects, his family does also own a significant portion of the electric company. 

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Dog Turns Party Trick Into Traveling Roadshow

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Dog Turns Party Trick Into Traveling Roadshow

A San Francisco, CA dog named Jack has long been a hit at family gatherings and cocktail parties.

“He can balance just about anything on his nose,” says Candice Yen, a source close to the situation. “Soup cans, footballs, cookies, you name it. People would give him a standing ovation at Game Night.”

It wasn’t long before Jack’s friend Mark Steinway saw an opportunity.

“I told him he’s too talented for these little parties,” Steinway tells The Fluffington Post. “He’s got to take that out on the road and make a name for himself.” Jack took Steinway’s advice, quitting his job in HR for a small publishing company and investing a chunk of his savings in a van, costumes, signage and a website.

“Stack on Jack was born, and we’re headed to 25 U.S. cities this summer,” says Steinway, who now serves as Jack’s tour manager. “There’s not a ton of money in these kinds of live shows, but we’re hoping for an endorsement deal to come through soon.”

Submitted by Nicole Lee.

Lipstick Stain Reveals Puppy’s Secret Romantic Tryst

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Lipstick Stain Reveals Puppy’s Secret Romantic Tryst

Sam the puppy didn’t want anyone to know that he was seeing someone from work, but the lipstick all over his face was a dead giveaway.

“He tried to pass it off like nothing was up, but I mean, he had a pair of big red lips imprinted on his forehead. There’s not denying that,” said Sally Winters, a close friend.

Though Sam still won’t reveal who he has been seeing, he did let slip that he’s been carrying on the romantic liaison for a little over three weeks.

“I guess he doesn’t want to jinx it before it turns into anything serious, or something,” theorized Winters. “I’m a little hurt that he doesn’t want to talk to me about it, but I understand. We’ve all been there.”

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