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PHOTO OP: At the Office

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PHOTO OP: 3, 2, 1… Attack!

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Puppy Auditions for Next Muppet Movie

When Disney announced the production of a new Muppet movie, The Muppets… Again!, set for release in 2014, Elle realized this might be her big chance. 

The little dog, a lifelong Muppets fan, immediately put together an elaborate audition tape. With the help of friends, a slew of green screen effects, and her wardrobe of authentic costumes, Elle was able to insert herself in numerous classic Muppet scenes.

“Elle was good,” said Spencer Chapman-Long, vice president of communications for The Muppets Studio. “She had all the voices down and the production quality of her audition tape was extremely impressive.”

Chapman-Long declined to say if Elle’s tape was good enough to land her a role in the new movie, however.

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Used Guitar Mostly Just Barks

Lesson learned: when you buy a guitar on Craigslist, always open the case before handing over your cash. Tony Kozol didn’t, and he ended up with more than he bargained for.

Kozol explains: “I thought, ’$50 for a mint 1957 Stratocaster is the deal of a lifetime.’ But when I got home, I found that inside the case was a dog, not a guitar.”

Kozol plans to keep the dog, whom he describes as having a slightly “barky” sound. 

“Turns out she’s actually killer on the drums,” he said. “So she’ll fit in nicely.”

VIa deancothill.

Dog Loses Invitation to Own Birthday Party

A pup named Whiskey stayed home on his own birthday after misplacing the hand-written invitation his friends sent to him last week.

“He was chewing on a bunch of papers the other day,” says Mick Horner, Whiskey’s roommate. “I have a feeling it got mashed up in there.”

Without the address of the party, Whiskey had no idea where to show up. “He also just lost his phone, so he couldn’t even text his friends to find out what was up. He mostly just sulked the whole night.”

Via Inspire Kelly.