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Agoraphobic Cat Refuses to Leave Futuristic Egg House
Agoraphobic Cat Refuses to Leave Futuristic Egg House
Mitzy, a kitty from Sacramento, CA, has reportedly refused to leave her egg-shaped, pod house. Feline psychologists have diagnosed Mitzy with derealization disorder, a type of dissociative anxiety. "For Mitzy, her egg is a safe haven. It is her whole world,“ said Dr. Jonas Günderson. "Things outside the egg don’t even seem real to Mitzy anymore.”
At least one friend who wished to remain anonymous presented a different theory: “She’s a cat. A freakin’ cat. She’ll come out when she’s hungry.”
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Area Dog Offended by Off-Color Joke
Area Dog Offended by Off-Color Joke
A joke told in mixed company was overheard by a sensitive dog known for his lack of humor.
“He was pissed when he heard the punchline,” says Wendy Newberg, who was among the group of friends trading quips. “We could feel him just glaring at us from over those feminine glasses.”
Via Brittany Kvanvig.
Posh Kitty Spares No Expense in Keeping Warm
Posh Kitty Spares No Expense in Keeping Warm
Gertrude Penelope Pennyapple (of the Stamford Pennyapples) is no stranger to luxury. The wealthy 11-month-old feline living in Ogdensburg, NY is known for her extravagant lifestyle.
That’s why her recent purchase of a $900 cat warmer comes as no surprise to area residents.
“I don’t think that’s what that’s for,” says Mary Sweeny of the cat’s lavish purchase. “It’s not a real efficient way to keep warm.”
Obviously, Pennyapple’s moves have little to do with efficiency, and everything to do with style.
Submitted by Emma Beauchamp.
PHOTO OP: Invisible Terrier
PHOTO OP: Invisible Terrier
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