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Puppy Indicted on Malicious Chewing Charges

A puppy in Chicago, IL has been indicted on charges of chewing with intent to destroy.  According to the indictment the puppy was caught by police chewing on a fanny pack.  When asked by the arresting officer if his intent was to open the pack or to chew it to pieces, the puppy just barked in response.  A trial date will be set next week.

Via Tambako the Jaguar.

Area Puppy Doesn’t Understand Furniture

Canelo, a local pup, has no idea how furniture works, according to sources.

Rather than sleep on the cushions of the couch, he prefers to wedge himself between the back rests in what eye-witnesses are calling “the most uncomfortable position ever.”

Via Adriana.

Puppy Pile-Up Reported Off Route 9

The FluffPo Traffic Chopper is reporting a 3-puppy pile-up just off of U.S. Route 9.

Officials on the scene report no serious injuries, but traffic is backed up for miles due to rubbernecking.

Via f1234k.