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BREAKING: Kitten Wins Mega Millions Jackpot, Promptly Loses Ticket
The Fluffington Post has learned that a kitten from the Washington, DC area named Whitey held the winning ticket for tonight’s $640 million Mega Millions jackpot.
However, in a bout of hysteria, he crumpled the ticket into a ball, batted it around the room, and lost it under the fridge.
Via Belal Khan.
PHOTO OP: Dapper Cat
Via Cakper.
Guinea Pig Internet Usage On the Decline
A new report from market research firm eMarketer has found that Internet usage among guinea pigs is on the decline. "More guinea pigs are carrying mobile devices than ever before,“ said analyst Markkö Jacobson. "Increasingly, the Internet is becoming less important as more and more information is being consumed via apps.”
Indeed, a representative at Google told The Fluffington Post that guinea pigs accounted for over $75 million in Google Play app purchases in 2011, a number they project to more than triple this year.
Via rofltosh.
FridgeCat Will Get You What You Need
An entrepreneurial kitten in Palo Alto, CA has launched a new service called FridgeCat ™ that aims to help its busy customers keep track of groceries. According to the press release, subscribers to the service will be assigned a personal FridgeCat Concierge, who will monitor the contents of that customer’s refrigerator 24/7 and reorder items as they run out.
Early beta testers tell The Fluffington Post that the service has been a huge time saver, though some report running out of canned tuna more often than they can explain.
Via Meggito.
Cat Window Clings Make the Perfect Gift
Easter is next week and Mother’s Day is just about a month away, so if you’re looking for the perfect gift, consider a cat window cling. The life-like cats cling to windows as if by magic (actually, they use static electricity) and add a bit of whimsy to your living room.
Available in Tabby, Persian, Scottish Fold and American Shorthair.
Via strangejourney.
