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Pomeranian Pup Will Do Anything for Carrots
Need someone to do the laundry or take out the trash? Just keep a ready supply of baby carrots.
That’s because Mishka, a 5-month-old Pomeranian, will do anything – and we mean anything – for that juicy orange nugget.
“I once got him to wash my car and pick up my dry cleaning for a measly three carrots,” says Mark Giffords, a source close to the situation. “You can’t even find kids to work that cheap anymore.”
Submitted by Daniel Novak.
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Via The Animal Blog.
Cat Gives Laziest High Fives Ever
According to reports, an area cat has been giving some extremely half-assed high fives. “I wouldn’t even call it a high five,” says James Tonkin, who witnessed one of the exchanges yesterday. “It was really more of a… I dunno, maybe a low two at best. Is that a thing? Actually, don’t print that.”
Witnesses say the cat has not put any enthusiasm into his hand slaps in over a month.
Via chefenduro.
PHOTO OP: My Ball… Mine!
Via vnysia.
Area Dog Is Pooped After Long Day at Work
According to reports, a local dog is seriously considering going to his union rep to file a complaint about the long hours he’s been forced to work lately. "He’s not even being paid time and a half for his overtime!“ said a source close to the situation. "He works his butt off for that company. I think he deserves better.”
Sources indicate that the pup has also suffered at least three work-related incidents of tail cramp over the past five months.
Via la_brunette.
