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Hamster Runs Up $5,000 Long Distance Bill

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Hamster Runs Up $5,000 Long Distance Bill

According to sources, a sneaky little hamster in Shreveport, LA has run up a $5,000 long distance phone bill on a phone he didn’t own.  

“It’s mostly calls to the Czech Republic and Botswana,” said a source close to the situation.  "He has relatives in Botswana, but I have no idea why he was calling Eastern Europe.“ 

The hamster has agreed to pay down the bill by working the charges off slowly doing chores.  Because hamster earning potential is so low, working off his debt will likely take him the next 4-5 years.

Via Louisa Krisanti.

Cat Finds Quiet Place in the Woods to Nap

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Cat Finds Quiet Place in the Woods to Nap

Area cat Philip had to resort to hiking out into the woods and building a nest of leaves to finally find some peace and quiet.  "It’s been really loud at the office lately,“ according to Phil’s coworkers.  "They’re installing a new fire escape, or something, and there’s all this hammering.  Plus, it’s been someone’s birthday almost every day this week, so the singing has been kinda non-stop.  I don’t blame Phil for wanting a little quiet.”

According to sources, Philip stayed in his “nest” for a couple of hours of power napping before returning to the office refreshed and cranking through a few more spreadsheets.

Via sasami_axis.

Shiba Inu Gets Extra Beauty Sleep

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Shiba Inu Gets Extra Beauty Sleep

Area Shiba Inu, Kobi, got an extra 30 minutes of sleep after the alarm went off this morning.  "He usually has to get up for work, but I told him, you know what, stay in bed this morning… get some extra rest.  You deserve it,“ said a source with special knowledge of Kobi’s schedule.

Friends confirm there was a noticeable amount of extra pep in Kobi’s step as a result of the additional sleep.

Via love_syl.

Cat Attempts to Scale Human, Gives Up Halfway

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Cat Attempts to Scale Human, Gives Up Halfway

Reports are trickling in from the living room that Hector Meowington, president of the local Himalaya Club, has given up on his attempt the climb the guy sitting on the couch.

“It was just too much for him,” said climbing expert Manuel Ross.  "The altitude can get very thin up near the top of the couch and it can really sap your energy quickly.  It takes months of training for an attempt like this.  I am sure it’s disappointing for Hector, but he’s smart to give up and live to climb another day.“

Via kinofuku.