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Local Pup Desperately Needs a Bath

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Local Pup Desperately Needs a Bath

Cambria, a Yorkie-Maltese mix (or “Morkie,” as the kids say) is in dire need of a cleaning, according to reports out of her hometown.  The pup apparently found a mud puddle and “went to town,” said one witness.  

“She’ll definitely be taking a bath,” said bystander Chuck Philips. “But, you know, even spattered in muck, she’s still quite cute.  Isn’t she?  Who’s a dirty puppy…?  Who’s a dirty… yes, you are… yes you are!  I’m sorry, what were we talking about?”

Via artisticsiren.

Area Dog is Terrible at Hide-and-Seek

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Area Dog is Terrible at Hide-and-Seek

Sorry, Sparky.  The verdict is in, and you just aren’t very good at hide-and-seek.  According to experts from the Yard Game, Tag and Hide-and-Seek Authority (YGTHSA), a local golden retriever names Sparky is just terrible at hide-and-seek.

“He picks awful hiding places and keeps coming out before he’s found,” said YGTHSA treasurer Angus Van Smoot.  "It’s like he doesn’t understand the rules at all.“

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Cat Suspects She May Have Grabbed the Wrong Glasses

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Cat Suspects She May Have Grabbed the Wrong Glasses

Numerous reports into The Fluffington Post indicate that an area cat accidentally took home the wrong pair of glasses from the vet.  According to witnesses, the cat began to suspect she may not have her spectacles when she had trouble seeing her textbook.

Others suspect, however, that the glasses are fine and the cat is just putting on a charade to avoid completing her AP History homework due tomorrow.

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Area Dog Loses Bet

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Area Dog Loses Bet

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

On the surface, Jack the Shih Tzu and Remy the Retriever appear to be the best of friends. However, neighbors report that under this friendly facade lies a fierce competition for dominance that, more often than not, results in unfortunate consequences.

Such was the case this week when, as witnesses tell The Fluffington Post, Jack brazenly agreed to a bet put forth by Remy. “So basically the gist of it was, ‘I bet that you can eat that whole bowl of kibble. If you can’t, you have to dress up like a pumpkin.’” says Fred Hillman, a source close to the two. “Oh man, Remy got him good." 

According to dog expert Kenneth Phelps, competitive antics like this are often par for the course, especially during the formative years. "You see this kind of stuff all the time,” says Phelps. “Dog bets another dog, that dog loses, has to do something stupid." 

Phelps admits that the pumpkin costume was "especially harsh,” but notes Jack’s resiliency throughout the ordeal. “Oh yeah, Jack’ll get him him back,” Phelps continues. “This is still anyone’s game.”

Via mszu.