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Near-Sighted Corgi Fails 3rd Driver’s Test
A corgi named Wolfie flunked his third road test because he insisted on not wearing his glasses.
“He thinks they make him look uncool,” says Alice Kimmel, a source close to the situation. “But he’ll never be able to parallel park if he can’t see the curb.”
Via threecorgis.
Kitten Hustled at Local Pool Hall
Sammy wouldn’t listen when his friends told him not to shoot stick with strangers. The area kitten was taken for a ride when two mild mannered amateurs turned out to be billiard hustlers.
“They threw the first game,” said Phil Wrigley of Wrigley’s Pool & Ribs, who watched it all go down. “That’s when they went double or nothing. Poor kitty never stood a chance.”
Via BomeAtMeCro.
PHOTO OP: Nature Kitty
Via chippie_lover.
You Wouldn’t Like This Dog When He’s Angry
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
By most accounts, Toby the Cavapoo is a normal, mild-mannered young dog. That is, until you get him angry.
“Yeah, it’s like, some weird genetic mutation.” says Dylan Sparks, Toby’s owner. “Anyway, you can’t even get him mildly upset. I basically just give him whatever he wants.”
Sparks cites a recent episode where Toby, learning there was no more bacon in the house, savagely tossed him out of a window. “Needless to say, I make sure we always have plenty of bacon now,” says Sparks, rubbing his back and wincing noticeably. “Or, to be more accurate, he makes sure.”
Via zizzerzazus.
Work-at-Home Pup Wears Pajamas 24/7
The life of an independent stock broker has its perks. Local pup Mr. Grumpy Bum works from home managing his clients’ portfolios on the web. As such, he hasn’t gotten dressed in three months.
“It’s nice to be comfortable,” says Wendy Bergen, Mr. Bum’s personal assistant, who also works remotely. “But you lose some of that morning routine. Rolling out of bed and going right to work can wear on you after a while.”
Via Nikki Montenegro.
