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Playground Pup Clueless Over Slide
Schoolchildren laughed as they watched a local dog named Hercules try to use the playground slide in vain.
“He’s going up the wrong side,” 6-year-old Kelly Finch tells The Fluffington Post, holding back the giggles. “What a doof.”
Witnesses report that after a number of false starts, Hercules did manage to scamper half-way up the slide, only to slump back to the ground.
“Why won’t he use the ladder? I don’t know,” says Finch, looking defeated.
Via Hayley.
Cat Photographer Falls Asleep, Misses Life-Changing Shot
World-renown cat photojournalist Pippin of Rotherham, England was out a little too late last night, and his career paid for it dearly.
Just as he nodded off this afternoon, a fighter jet roared past his window, narrowly avoiding an asteroid on a collision course with the Earth, which was destroyed at the last second by a ballistic missile, launched by a dinosaur.
If only he had been awake to capture this once-in-a-lifetime moment. Alas, there is no photographic proof.
Submitted by David and Catriona Bain.
PHOTO OP: Shadow Kitty
Via Hitchster.
Post Office Experiments With Puppy Mail Carriers
In its continued efforts to stem costs, the USPS has rolled out a pilot program in which puppies replace mail carriers on simpler suburban routes.
“We don’t want to lay people off,” said Ralph Comack, spokesperson for the Postmaster General at a press conference Saturday. “But puppies work real cheap. If the program is a success, we could slash $20 million from the budget in two years and keep the mail flowing without interruption.”
The program, however, is off to a ruff start.
See what we did there?
Never mind.
Submitted by Lauren McCullough.
Dog to Kids: Get Off My Lawn
A chocolate lab named Coco was enjoying the warm weather from her porchside Adirondack chair when two neighborhood kids chased a ball into the front yard.
“She barked at us, really loud!” 9-year-old Jeffrey Cole tells The Fluffington Post. “She didn’t want us on the lawn.”
While Coco was well within her rights, some in the quiet, suburban neighborhood have voiced complaints.
“They’re just kids, they weren’t doing any harm,” says Janie Kellog, a neighbor who witnessed the incident. “That puppy is such a curmudgeon.”
Via Nikki Gabriel.
