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Kitten Charged With Tail Assault
An area kitten has been arrested and charged with first-degree tail assault after nibbling ferociously on his father’s hindquarters.
“It was really shocking,” says Stacy Powers, who witnessed the incident first-hand. “That kitten came out of nowhere and went right for the tail. The cat never stood a chance.”
Police have not released the name of the kitten, as he is a minor.
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Area Cat Self-Conscious About Muffin Top
KoKo, a 3-year-old cat from Lewiston, ME, is generally a confident guy. But when he settles into his favorite Tupperware, he takes on some body-image issues.
“It’s the ‘muffin top,’ ” says Randy Faulkner, a close friend. “That little pudge that pops over the side of your pants – or in KoKo’s case, a take-out food container.”
Sources say KoKo is trying to shed a few pounds, but many believe he’s simply sitting in containers that are way too small.
“He always looks great, just not when he’s squeezing into a GladWare SandwichSaver,” says Faulkner.
Submitted by Carrie Calabrese.
Police Dog Catches 10 Speeders Per Day
Maddie, a coon hound on the Palm Springs, CA police force, has found the perfect spot to lay in wait for speeding cars on N. Sunrise Way.
“On average, she writes 10 tickets a day,” police chief Robert Cole tells The Fluffington Post. “Hopefully getting a $150 speeding ticket from a dog sends the message that we don’t tolerate unsafe driving here in Palm Springs.”
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