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Ferrets Have Trouble Finding Jeans that Fit, Too
We’ve heard numerous reports that cats have a terrible time finding good-fitting jeans. But according to a new study from the Animal Tailors Federation, it is actually ferrets that currently rank highest in dissatisfaction among animals when it comes to finding properly fitting pants.
“Their long, slender bodies are just really hard to design for,” said seamstress Alison Perkins, whose clothing alteration business in Brooklyn, NY has seen its ferret clientele triple over the past year. "Custom tailored is really the only way to go. Unfortunately, that’s cost prohibitive for most ferrets, so they end up buying brand name and coming to someone like me for alterations.“
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SHOCKING: Carrot Massacre Photo Released
Police have released a grisly photo from Monday’s Carrot Massacre, in which a local bunny rabbit brutally ate a dozen innocent carrots. The picture shows the bunny, Hopalong Steve, shortly after being taken into custody and loaded onto a paddy wagon. The chilling photo depicts a grinning Steve, still covered in carrot juice.
Steve is being held at the county jail pending a bail hearing next week.
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Puppy Discovers New Element
Kaiser Whitaker, a local area puppy and doctoral student in the field of applied physical chemisty at MIT, has discovered a new element. "Barkchewium,“ as it is being called while awaiting official designation from the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry, is the densest element ever discovered.
"We found that Barkchewium is so dense,” said Dr. Amos Trujillo, the head of Whitaker’s doctoral dissertation committee, “that Kaiser was able to chew on it for over a week without damaging it at all. It’s really exciting.”
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