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Butt-Sniffing Accident Causes 2-Dog Pileup
The Fluffington Post has received word of a major collision off Route 9 involving two compact dogs. Officials on the scene say Rizzo stopped short, causing Charlie to misjudge the angle of a routine butt sniff. The resulting rear-end collision has slowed traffic in both directions thanks to severe rubber-necking.
Drivers are advised to avoid the stretch between exits 26 and 28 until the wreck can be cleared.
Submitted by Jamie Baldanza.
PHOTO OP: Hedgehog Bath Time
Via slangindranks.
‘Ridiculously Photogenic Gerbil’ Embraced by Internet
Despite running a rigorous obstacle course, Winston the gerbil hadn’t even broken a sweat when he was photographed by a friend, mid-scamper.
“He looked fantastic,” said Mary Wells, who snapped the pic. “Very poised indeed.”
It didn’t take long for the Internet to get a hold of the image, and Winston quickly became known as the “Ridiculously Photogenic Gerbil” – a riff on the “Ridiculously Photogenic Guy” meme that took the web by storm in April.
Good Morning America has already booked the British rodent/heartthrob for tomorrow’s show.
Submitted by Victoria Le Geyt.
Distinguished GentlePug Makes Scene at Company Picnic
An affluent pug named Moose (of the Newport Mooses) has been accused of harassment and general misconduct during a recent corporate retreat.
“He was walking funny, slobbering on everyone,” says Fran Miller, an employee of CalStar, the boat insurance firm that held the picnic. “I’m not sure if he was drunk, but he was definitely acting inappropriately.”
Attorneys for Moose, who is a senior vice president at CalStar, maintain that his friendliness might have been misconstrued, but there was certainly no wrongdoing. The pug himself could not be reached for comment.
Submitted by Adam Berberich.
PHOTO OP: Let’s Play!
Rocky and Sheila, submitted by Denise Kunter.
