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Kitten Implicated In Financial Malfeasance

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Kitten Implicated In Financial Malfeasance

Julliet, the kitten CEO of hedge fund Cuddle Capital, LP, has been accused by the SEC of short-selling toxic assets based on insider information.

“We’re not at liberty to disclose all the details of this investigation, and no arrests have been made,” Connor Black, an SEC spokesperson, said at a press conference on Sunday. “But this is a very serious matter, and we will be taking every step to ensure that kittens who engage in financial collusion pay the appropriate penalty.”

Via Pacificat Ragdolls.

‘Jabba the Hedgehog’ Wins Star Wars Costume Contest

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‘Jabba the Hedgehog’ Wins Star Wars Costume Contest

A hedgehog named Snuffles has been crowned the winner of this year’s International Star Wars Costume Contest.

“She just rolled into a pudgy little ball, popped her head out and did an evil laugh like Jabba the Hutt,” says Samantha Frank, one of the contest judges. “She really wowed us – no costume required!”

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Bunny Installs Swing Set In Apartment

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Bunny Installs Swing Set In Apartment

Neighbors are less than thrilled about the new furniture in a bunny’s upstairs apartment.

“I’m sorry, but a swing set does not belong inside your home,” says Walker Ableton who lives one floor down. “Certainly not in an apartment. That’s going to make a ton of noise.”

As yet, there have been no formal complaints, but residents are not looking forward to the bunny’s housewarming party later this month.

Via Milk Natnaree.

Kitten Proposes to Secret Crush

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Kitten Proposes to Secret Crush

An area kitten named Cal finally worked up the nerve to propose to his dream girl. There was only one hitch – she had never met him.

“I was really taken aback,” says Kaitlyn Macavoy, who found Cal down on two knees with a diamond ring during her lunch break. “I’m really flattered. He seems like a sweet guy. But, buy a girl dinner first, am I right?”

Via stenston.