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Puppy’s Pool Party Flops
Ziggy, a pup from Winnipeg, Canada, hosted one of the most anticipated summer parties of the year. His “Wet N’ Wild Extravaganza” promised to be the premiere venue for water-themed entertainment.
However, not a single one of his guests arrived on Wednesday afternoon.
“It was kind of an odd time to throw a party,” says Harold Crane, an invited guest who could not attend. “Not sure what Ziggy’s up to at 1:00 PM on a Wednesday, but some of us have to work.”
“I checked it out, but the facilities were kind of lame,” Jennifer Mitchner tells The Fluffington Post. “A half-filled kiddie pool with no water slide? I’m out.”
Via Shayna Wiwierski.
Cat Named Ambassador to Mexico
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
In an unexpected diplomatic move, the U.S. State Department has announced its newest ambassador to Mexico – a cat named Henry.
In a prepared statement, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton lauded the nomination:
“Henry will serve as a vital link between the United States and Mexico. His landmark work in dog/cat relations will ensure a continued productive dialogue with our neighbors to the south.”
Via Pep1ta.
10 Puppy Pile-Up Delays Traffic to Living Room
Our traffic chopper is reporting that a crash involving 10 puppies is causing delays at the threshold from the hallway to the living room. Authorities are reportedly on the scene, and thankfully no serious injuries have been reported.
A temporary detour is being set up through the dining room, but road crews expect to have the puppies cleared within the next two hours.
Via worldoflard.