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Chanel to Bottle New ‘Wet Dog’ Fragrance

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Chanel to Bottle New ‘Wet Dog’ Fragrance

In a move that has many perfume marketers scratching their heads, Chanel is due to release a line of fragrances called “Wet Dog.”

“Lots of people enjoy the smell of musty mutt hair,” says Melissa Quashie, a Chanel spokesperson. “It reminds them of home and of simpler times. We want to bottle that feeling.”

Not everyone agrees.

“Wet dog is like the worst smell ever,” fashion blogger Kelly Ralls tells The Fluffington Post. “What’s next? Cologne that smells like BO?”

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STUDY: Prairie Dogs Are Natural Harmonica Players

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STUDY: Prairie Dogs Are Natural Harmonica Players

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to a new study just released by the American Zoological Society, prairie dogs are much more musically inclined than previously thought.

 In particular, researchers were amazed to find that the burrow-dwelling critters are especially skilled at the harmonica.

 "We weren’t sure what to do with them at first,“ says lead researcher Andrew Fricke. "As luck would have it, we had this tiny harmonica lying around the office. One of them grabbed it and just started ripping into this sick 12-bar blues riff. Science can be rewarding sometimes.”

SEE ALSO:Prairie Dog Bluesman to Be Honored at House of Blues

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Cat Suffers From Identity Crisis

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A local cat named Rambo has been diagnosed with cerebral caniform identity disorder – or in layman’s terms: she thinks she’s a dog.

“She started playing fetch last week,” according to Dr. Julius Fefferbaum, who has been treating the confused kitten.  “This was preceded by long periods of barking and uncontrollable bacon cravings.“

Fefferbaum says that while cerebral caniform identity disorder is rare, it is treatable, and that with a few months of extensive psychotherapy, Rambo should be back to believing she is a cat.

Via Reddit.

Dog Looses Multiple Copies of Itself Into Wild

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Dog Looses Multiple Copies of Itself Into Wild

A local dog / mad scientist accidentally caused a rift in the time space continuum on Thursday morning, which allowed a number of copies of itself from parallel universes to leak into our own universe.  The copies of the dog, a French Bulldog named Lola, are apparently nearly identical in every way, which has made it very difficult for law enforcement officials to recognize our universe’s Lola from the copies.

The National Guard has sealed off most of the local area and scientists have been called in from the Brookhaven National Laboratory to figure out a solution. 

It is estimated that at least 350 Lolas remain at large.

Via johnha.