PHOTO OP: This Will Not End Well
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Pomeranian Locked in 2-Hour Staring Match With Dog Treat
A Pomeranian named Taro has been engaged in an epic staring contest with an errant dog treat that missed his mouth and landed on the floor.
“He doesn’t want to be the first to blink,” says Nelson Sheeler, a source familiar with the situation. “But it’s going on two hours now. I think he’s going to cave.”
Via @minimonkey.
Hamster Hypnotist Wows Audiences
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
A new talent has begun making the rounds on the hypnosis circuit, and the reviews have been stellar. Billed as the first – and so far only – hamster hypnotist, the Great Chubbinsky combines old-fashioned showmanship with a signature sense of humor to create a one-of-a-kind act.
"I was pretty skeptical at first,“ says Fred Staples of Appleton, WI. "But it’s been three weeks now and I have yet to touch a cigarette. I tell you, that hamster’s a miracle worker.”
Via Victoria Belanger.
Local Kitten Dispels Rumors He’s an Otter
As if being abandoned in a rose garden wasn’t hard enough, Ollie the Kitten has faced a number of accusations that he is in fact an otter.
“These rumors are baseless,” said Ollie’s publicist at a press conference Thursday afternoon. “When the blogs get wind of something, they hammer it until everyone thinks it’s so. The fact is, Ollie is 100% kitten. We have the birth certificate.”
Submitted by Tracy T. and Ryan G.