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Baby Hamster Builds Own Internet With a ‘Series of Tubes’

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Baby Hamster Builds Own Internet With a ‘Series of Tubes’

Fed up with all the debauchery she found on the Internet, a baby hamster named Cece decided to take matters into her own hands…er, paws…er, whatever hamsters have.

“She heard somewhere that the Internet was made of a series of tubes,” says Hugh Enders, a source close to the situation. “And Cece was like, ‘Tubes, I have those!’ ”

She immediately got to work building her own network. Forty-eight hours later, her localized Internet is able to access a few sites (water bottle, exercise wheel) with speeds that average around 56 Kbps.

“Still, it’s better than Comcast,” says Enders.

Via G Travels.

Is Obedience School Worth the Money?

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Is Obedience School Worth the Money?

In the face of rising student debt, many pups are wondering if obedience school is the right path for them.

“Employers generally prefer real-world experience to an obedience school degree,” says canine career counselor Jane Fowler. “A lot of dogs are looking for entry-level work in lieu of higher education.”

But should dogs forego a traditional education? Ideally, no, says Rob Koch, an analyst with job board Monster.com.

“Based on data we’ve seen, obedience school graduates get more eyeballs on their resumes on average. But, it doesn’t matter which school. So if loans are a concern, think about a state or community school that won’t leave you with too much debt when you graduate.”

Via i-Clear Clear.

Area Cat Blindsided by ‘Empire Strikes Back’ Reveal

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Area Cat Blindsided by ‘Empire Strikes Back’ Reveal

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Mitzy the cat couldn’t wait to pop in the VHS copy of The Empire Strikes Back she had just bought. New to the Star Wars franchise, she had enjoyed A New Hope immensely and was now ready to watch the second installment. It would be safe to say she was rather unprepared for the now-legendary plot twist that awaited her. 

“She just could not believe it,” says Dan Marvin, a friend of the cat. “I mean, everybody knows by now that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father. But Mitzy’s a little behind the curve." 

After spending "a good half hour” pacing back and forth, Mitzy finally was able to resume watching.

“She had to collect herself a bit,” says Marvin. “I was like, ‘you know this movie came out thirty two years ago, right?’ It didn’t matter.”

Via Aifory98.