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Ferret Upset About New Spider-Man Movie
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to sources, Milo the ferret has been off somewhere sulking ever since he saw the new Spider-Man reboot, The Amazing Spider-Man.
“He had no idea it was a reboot,” says Ted Rogers, a source close to the situation. “He just kept sitting there with his popcorn, waiting for Tobey Maguire to show up. He’s pretty upset.”
Via Max Moreau.
Photographic Evidence of Dog Conscience Emerges
A photograph has emerged that purports to prove the existence of the canine conscience. The snapshot shows a black lab mix, with a tiny puppy perched on his back.
“As you can clearly see,” said canine philosopher and theologian Max Grahame, “that tiny puppy is the physical manifestation of the larger puppy’s conscience. He’s there to guide the larger pup in matters of moral decision making.”
However, The Fluffington Post had a forensic photographer examine the picture, and he came to a vastly different conclusion. "It’s just the perspective of the photo. Stop wasting my time,“ he said, before kicking us out of his office.
Via amherstares.
PHOTO OP: Just a Kitten In a Basket
Via rubix5609.
Cat Sushi Master Nears Perfection
Tumo, a sushi chef who currently works in a small, three table restaurant in Los Angeles, CA, is at the pinnacle of the sushi world – and is also a cat. Tumo’s restaurant, which does not take reservations, will often have lines of fans stretching around the block, everyone hoping to get a taste of what food writers have dubbed “sushi heaven.”
“The sushi is incredible. I’ve never tasted anything like it,” said a patron waiting in line on a recent Friday night. He had been waiting four hours and it did not get in. "It’s okay. You never know what it will happen,“ he said. "One of these days I’ll get here early enough to eat again. It’s totally worth it.”
Experts say that Tumo’s feline sensibilities make her naturally predisposed to creating great sushi. "Most cats are good at preparing seafood,“ said New York Times food critic Edward O’Day. "Tumo, of course, elevates it to an art form. That’s talent.”
Via dragon_two.
Penguin Inspirational Speaker Draws Sell-Out Crowds
Magellan, an inspirational speaker and penguin from New South Wales in Australia, has been drawing sell-out crowds during his current American tour. At last night’s stop in Roanoke, VA, at least 2,000 birds showed up to hear him speak and tonight’s engagement in Baltimore, MD is standing room only.
“Mags is just charismatic,” said Newsday entertainment writer P.J. Giroux, who has been chronicling the bird’s rise to stardom for an upcoming tell-all biography. "He’s got something special. When he’s up there, he commands attention. All eyes are on Magellan.“
Via Jo Naylor.
