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Cha Cha Slide Disaster Claims Kitten

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Cha Cha Slide Disaster Claims Kitten

A local kitten is in serious condition this morning after a freak accident while attempting to perform the “Cha Cha Slide” with friends.

“We expect he’ll make a full recovery,” said Dr. Aaron Greenblat of Columbia Presbyterian Hospital, where the cat is being treated.  "It was just one of those things.  He went right when he was supposed to go left. He went forward when he was supposed to take it back, and all of a sudden he was just completely tangled.“

This is the third such incident related to the popular DJ Casper song in the past month.

Via elycefeliz.

Area Hamster Taking It Easy for the Summer

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Area Hamster Taking It Easy for the Summer

After a long year of nearly non-stop work, one local hamster has decided to take a little “me” time to recharge his batteries.

“He just sits there in his little chair, munching on a cucumber, relaxing under the desk lamp,” said roommate Jonas Redhook.  "I think he really needed this.  He was starting to get totally burned out at the wheel, so this is a good way to relax and recharge.“

Via Ninithedreamer.

Dog Claims Innocence in Couch De-Stuffing

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Dog Claims Innocence in Couch De-Stuffing

A local dog swears that the couch was like that when he got there, and he had no part in the savage “de-stuffing” that occurred.  

“My client is innocent of all charges,” said the dog’s lawyer, James McGiven. “He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.”

Though surveillance footage shows the dog clearly playing with piles of green stuffing and flinging it all over the yard and patio, no clear images exist showing who actually removed the stuffing from the couch.

Via sexpilus.