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Puppy Named to Apple Inc.’s Board of Directors
Shareholders have elected a Tallahassee, FL dog named Fendi to sit on Apple Inc.’s board of directors. His first order of business?
“Get rid of the iPad,” says Clinton Odessa, an assistant to Mr. Fendi. “They’re expensive to make and they’re just a passing fad.”
Fendi plans to reveal his prototype of the iKong to CEO Tim Cook at the next board meeting.
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Duckling Refuses to Reciprocate High-Fives
Area residents were miffed on Tuesday when their offers to high-five a baby duck were coldly rebuffed.
“People tried high-fives, low-fives, medium-fives,” says Cam Stokes, who offered his hand to the duckling more than once. “It’s just rude, is what it is.”
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Guinea Pig Pals to Open Family Restaurant
After facing layoffs in the construction industry, Poe and Dani decided to pool their savings and open a restaurant in the neighborhood.
“It’s been their lifelong dream,” says Darren Stang, a close friend. “Neither has management experience. They couldn’t cook a bowl of pasta to save their lives. And they’re pretty bad with money. But, I think they’ve got a shot.”
The family restaurant, called Pigglebee’s, will open its doors the public this fall.
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