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Hamster Won’t Share Little Red Wagon

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Hamster Won’t Share Little Red Wagon

Area hamster Chuckie has refused to share his Radio Flyer wagon, according to numerous sources.  

When approached this morning by a second hamster who wanted to play with Chuckie in the wagon, Chuckie reportedly wheeled away, much to the dismay of photographers in the area.

“One hamster in a tiny wagon is gonna do pretty well on Tumblr and Reddit,” said photojournalist Lucinda Wainwright. “But two hamsters in a tiny wagon?  That’s like a gift from the karma gods.  I hope Chuckie can get on board with this whole sharing bit soon, because that would be photo of the year right there.”

Via susabm.

Cat-Owned Contractor Wins Safety Award

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Cat-Owned Contractor Wins Safety Award

Feline-owned and operated Alley Katz Painting Contractors, LLC has been awarded a “Top Safety” rating by the local area chamber of commerce for their spotless workplace safety record.  Alley Katz hasn’t had an accident on the job in the 36 months since opening for business.

Unfortunately for the firm, the favorable chamber of commerce safety rating was paired with an unfavorable consumer satisfaction score.  "We’ve just had too many complaints of napping while on the clock,“ said chamber of commerce president, Alex Greenberg.  "They may be very careful at Alley Katz, but they also barely get any actual work done.”

Via kmaraj.

Cat Opens 24-Hour Laundromat

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Cat Opens 24-Hour Laundromat

Tired of looking for work in a down economy, a cat named Jake has taken a bank loan and started his own business – a 24-hour laundromat on the corner of Metcalfe and 7th Street.

“He’s still setting up the machines,” says Ted Borger of the loocal chamber of commerce. “But I think he’ll succeed. It fills a real need in this neighborhood.”

Via jesmew.

Puppy Unsure Which Summer TV Shows to Watch

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Puppy Unsure Which Summer TV Shows to Watch

Let’s face it. Puppies are busy. They don’t have time to loaf around in front of the tube all day.

That’s why Parker is having such a tough time committing to new seasons of her favorite summer shows.

“She only really has time for one or two,” says Grace Tandy, a friend. “Does she go with Breaking Bad? The Bachelor? Big Brother? I wouldn’t want to be in her shoes, that’s for sure.”

Via HalPal_.