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No One’s Laughing at Area Cat’s ‘Kool-Aid Man’ Stunt
Rodney fancies himself the king of local cat comedy, but neighbors are furious after a throwback prank left a trail of property damage in its wake.
Early Sunday morning, the cat took to re-enacting a notable soft drink commercial from the 1970s in which the “Kool-Aid Man,” a 6-foot pitcher of red sugar water, would explode through walls to rescue thirsty kids.
“I’m having waffles on my deck and I heard this huge crash,” says area resident Phillip Corman. “I turn around and Rodney has completely busted through my garage wall shouting, ‘OH YEAAAH’ or whatever. I mean, what is that? Is that from a YouTube video or something? It’s not funny, and now he owes me $450 for the repairs.”
Rodney has since dislodged himself, but could not be reached for comment.
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Area Dog Hates Visits from Grandma
Bo the dog is usually a pretty good sport. He’s super laid back, hardly ever barks and has only been known to chase a squirrel on one occasion. But there is one thing that really chews him up: visits from his grandma.
“She just treats him like he’s two,” said close friend Anita Chenai. “But he’s not. Here’s three now. He’s an adult.”
That’s true – the dog turned three at a wicked cool Scooby Doo-themed party last month. He’s been allowed to go to the dog park on his own, sleep on the bed without supervision, and his food is even being left out all day. Yet in spite of that trust, his grandmother still treats him like a puppy.
“It’s always, ‘Bosey-wosey’ this and that, like he’s a baby,” said Chenai. “On walks, she won’t even let him do his business without standing there the whole time! It gets him really worked up.”
Bo is planning to move out on his own as soon as he’s saved up enough money.
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Rude Guy in Sunglasses Ruins Cat’s Selfies
When Solomon the cat received a new Android phone with a high-res front facing camera for a birthday present last week, he thought he’d finally be able to take great selfies. Unfortunately, so far all of his attempts have been ruined by a man in sunglasses who keeps photobombing him.
“That’s his roommate, Victor,” said a source close to the situation. “Victor always thinks he has to be the center of attention. He won’t leave Solomon alone long enough to snap a good selfie.”
Sources tell The Fluffington Post that the cat hasn’t updated his Instagram account in a week because he hasn’t been able to take a photo without Victor appearing somewhere in the background.
“It’s been really frustrating for him,” said another friend. “He may end up finding another roommate over this.”
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