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Dog Gets Lost in Bag of Pirate’s Booty
The phrase “he couldn’t find his way out of a paper bag” was not lost on Oscar, a 4-year-old dog from Philadelphia, PA, who was knocking back a snack of Pirate’s Booty when he got lost in the bag.
“He was stuck in there for a good hour and a half,” says Morgan Stiles, a source close to the situation. “He kept eating though. I guess he figured he might pop out the other side or something.”
Submitted by Jennifer Finley.
Dog To Star in ‘MacGyver’ Reboot
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Everyone remembers MacGyver, the action-adventure series that was a huge hit during the mid-1980’s. It was precisely for this reason that ABC executives decided to give it another go, with a few new tweaks for 2012. Specifically, the replacement of a human actor with a dog named Turbo. As the ultra-resourceful secret agent MuttGyver, Turbo is expected to be a breakout star.
“We researched this stuff,” says Lloyd Fuller, Vice President of Programming for ABC. “And as we found out, people really like dogs. Especially when they’re disarming bombs with nothing but a stick and a piece of chewing gum.”
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PHOTO OP: Kitty in the Tub
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Kitty Watches ‘Law & Order: SVU’ Marathon All Day
A kitty named Winston has reportedly spent the entire day watching a Law & Order: SVU marathon on the USA television network.
“He’s seen every episode on Netflix already,” said James Taber, a source close to the situation, “but he still watches any time they have a marathon… which seems to be like every day. That show is always on. Anyway, can we wrap this up? There’s another episode starting.”
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Dog’s Box Fort Is Awesome
Multiple reports from upstate New York indicate that a local dog named Kees has been having a blast in his box for today. Reports indicate that Kees has been hanging out in his box since early this morning and has no plans to stop.
“Yeah, he’s been in there all day,” said one eye witness. "But who can blame him? That box is awesome.“
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