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Kitten Nails Soap Opera Audition

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Kitten Nails Soap Opera Audition

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Beatrice the kitten had already gotten her fair share of credits during her early acting career. However, nothing could quite compare to getting a supporting role on Kitties and Neighbors, the highest-rated cat soap opera on television. Now, thanks to her stellar audition last week, her dream just may become a reality. 

“She read for the part of Samantha,” says Jennifer Schumann, a source close to the situation. “In the scene, she had to look Gerald, her philandering lover, in the eye and say, ‘I’m leaving you, and I’m never coming back.’ It came out as more of a ‘meow,’ but she nailed it. If she doesn’t at least get a callback, it’s safe to say they’re all idiots.”

Via cygnus921.

Rabbit Admonished for Talking With Mouthful

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Rabbit Admonished for Talking With Mouthful

A local rabbit is in trouble Sunday morning after attempting to speak with his mouthful.  According to sources close to the situation, the rabbit was yelled at by friends when it appeared he was about to open his mouth while he was still chewing a large mouthful of grass.

While some feel that this was the right thing to do, others aren’t so sure.  One witness, who spoke to The Fluffington Post on the condition of anonymity wasn’t convinced the rabbit was about to speak at all.  

“I mean… yes he was chewing some grass at the time, and yes he did start to open his mouth as if to talk, but… he’s a rabbit,” said the witness. “Have you ever heard a rabbit talk?  They don’t really make too much noise.”

Fair point.

Via mtsofan.

Goat Way Too Smug For His Own Good

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Goat Way Too Smug For His Own Good

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to reports, a local goat is entirely too full of himself and really needs to be taken down a notch. Sources tell The Fluffington Post that Dale has been displaying signs of extreme smugness, even more than is typically expected from a goat. 

“His sense of self-satisfaction is off the charts,” says farm animal expert Bess Leary. “I’ve never seen a goat that’s just so above it all. He literally couldn’t care less.”

Via MyHairIsCool.

Kitten Opens Tailor Shop

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Kitten Opens Tailor Shop

Misty, a local kitten, has finally saved up enough money to open her own tailor shop. ThreadPaw, located downtown on Potter Street, has seen some business slowly trickle in, but it’s still too early to know if it will be a success.

“Well, I brought in a pair of pants to be hemmed,” says Randy Charles, a recent customer. “One leg is about three inches shorter than the other, but she’s just so darn cute, I’ll probably go back.”

Via thomasgeorge91.