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Business Is Booming for Dog-Owned Lawn Care Company

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Business Is Booming for Dog-Owned Lawn Care Company

Tired of raking those leaves all over your lawn? Autumn heralds an unforgiving season of yard work ahead, but if you’ve got better things to do, consider hiring Duke’s Landscaping.

The company, run by a 7-year-old golden doodle, has been raking in the cash since the start of September.

“Duke just rolls around the yard. His long hair does the rest,” says Leonard Hatfield, who has contracted the company’s services multiple times. “It’s a little unconventional, but it gets the job done. My yard’s never looked better in October.”

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Dog Spends Too Much Time in the Bathroom

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Dog Spends Too Much Time in the Bathroom

Area pooch Jonty’s roommates are at the end of their tether over his bathroom habits.  The puppy reportedly spends too long in bathroom each day, causing much consternation among his housemates. 

“He’s in there from 6:30 each morning until at least 8.  I have to be at work at 8, so if I want to get any time in the bathroom, I have to be at the crack of dawn,” said Tom Brezeck, one of Jonty’s roommates.  "I don’t what he’s doing in there that takes an hour and a half, but it has to stop.“

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BREAKING: Local Cat Is Not Enjoying Trip to the Vet

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BREAKING: Local Cat Is Not Enjoying Trip to the Vet

Details are hazy, but reports indicate that a local cat named Por is not enjoying himself during his annual check up with the veterinarian. According to sources close to the situation, Por has been hissing at the vet and generally does not look pleased.

We’ll keep you updated as this story develops…

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Puppy Spotted Easily During Stakeout

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Puppy Spotted Easily During Stakeout

A local private investigator and dog named Ramses had his cover blown after picking what can only be described as a poor hiding spot during a stakeout on Wednesday morning.

“I told him to just stay in the car,” said his partner, Thaddeus Wilpon, “but he insisted on getting a closer look.  Once he climbed into that bush I knew we’d get made.”

Sure enough, no sooner had Ramses situated himself in the planter, than their target spotted them and they lost the tail. “I was furious,” said Wilpon. “But what’re you gonna do? Rookies make mistakes.”

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