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Dog Can’t Stop Laughing at His Own Joke
Dog Can’t Stop Laughing at His Own Joke
Clemens, a puppy from Bend, OR, has been laughing hysterically almost non-stop since last night, according to sources. The reason? A practical joke he pulled on his friend Terry, his latest attempt in a back-and-forth prank war the two have been having for months.
“It wasn’t even that funny,” said Terry via email. "He came up behind me while I was changing my shirt and then when I turned around I tripped over him. Seriously, it as pretty lame. Almost zero creativity. I don’t know what his deal is.“
Cat Gives Up Trying to Program the VCR
Cat Gives Up Trying to Program the VCR
According to reports, a local cat named Willy has finally had it with trying to figure out how to program his VCR.
“It was just blinking ‘12:00, 12:00, 12:00’ over and over again, and it was driving him nuts,” said Hester Parks, a source close to the situation. "Eventually, after about three solid hours of fiddling with the remote, he just gave up.“
The Fluffington Post has not yet been able to learn why the cat is still using VHS tapes.
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PHOTO OP: Feline Majesty
PHOTO OP: Feline Majesty
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Dog Congress Approves Controversial New Law
Dog Congress Approves Controversial New Law
The dog congress — the governing body for all dogs — met today in a closed door session to vote on a controversial bill that would make public butt sniffing legal only on the weekends. The bill passt 82-74, with one abstention and one not present.
“The congress feels that butt sniffing during the week is hurting productivity,” said spokesperson Angela Cortina. ”That’s not something our nation needs during these tough economic times. We must do everything we can to compete in the global market, even if that means making difficult sacrifices.”
It remains to be seen whether President Scruffles will paw stamp the bill into law.
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