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Hedgehog Finally Watches ‘Honey Boo Boo’
Hedgehog Finally Watches ‘Honey Boo Boo’
By Scott Friestein, FluffPo Correspondent
Hercules the hedgehog had never been a fan of reality television. His friends, however, couldn’t stop talking about Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The TLC series about child beauty pageant contestant Alana “Honey Boo Boo Child” Thompson has been a source of water cooler chatter since its premiere, with seemingly everyone in America having an opinion about it. Not wanting to be out of loop. Hercules had to tune in.
“At first, he wasn’t sure what he was watching,” says Preston George, a source close to the situation. “There were a lot of questions: Are these actual people? Is ‘go-go juice’ really a thing? Why am I watching this? That’s the appeal of the show, though. Like, is it just mindless entertainment, or rather a commentary on our society and values? Also, do people really eat spaghetti with ketchup? No one knows for sure, but I can tell you one thing – that hedgehog is hooked.”
Via Melloola.
Tough Economy Forces Kitten to Downsize to Smaller Box
Tough Economy Forces Kitten to Downsize to Smaller Box
Spark, a kitty from Creston, IA, recently fell behind on his mortgage and was forced to downsize to a smaller box.
“He used to be in a spacious Sony television box,” said real estate agent Sonia Dunlinson, “and not one of the new LCD ones, either. It was one of those big old 27” cathode ray tube TV boxes. It had beautiful craftsmanship and original flooring.“
According to Dunlinson, however, economic conditions forced the kitten to sell the house via a short sale. He is now renting a U.S. Postal Service Priority Mailer.
Via sparkkkkkk.
Rabbit Hires Body Double for Protection
Rabbit Hires Body Double for Protection
Fearing an attack from the neighbor’s dog, Rolly the rabbit has significantly upped his personal security. According to reports, Rolly has signed a contract with Hop Protection, LLC, a rabbit-centric security company that has provided security to other celebrity rabbits, including the Energizer Bunny and the Trix Rabbit.
The most unique part of Rolly’s security detail is a body double, designed to confuse and distract possible assailants.
Via _essi_.
PHOTO OP: BFFs
PHOTO OP: BFFs
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