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Cat Chooses Tux for Jr. Prom 7 Months Early

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Cat Chooses Tux for Jr. Prom 7 Months Early

Worried his local rental shop would be out of stock on his favorite style, Brooklyn, NY cat Riley has already reserved a tuxedo for the junior prom, an event scheduled for June 1, 2013, according to the PTA calendar.

“It’s a classic two-button,” says Ralph Canata of Canata’s Formal Wear. “Riley went with a bow tie, which is definitely coming back in style. Sure, it’s a long way off, but we can always let out the waistline if he puts on a few pounds before June.”

Submitted by Jenna Olejniczak.

Notorious Catnip Dealer Convicted on 3 Counts

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Notorious Catnip Dealer Convicted on 3 Counts

After a five-year cathunt and four-month-long trial, the infamous criminal mastermind Ninja was convicted in superior court on two counts of selling illegal catnip and one count of money laundering.

“We’re very pleased that this menace to society is finally behind bars,” said the Jason Kemnitzer, the district attorney who prosecuted the case.

Ninja has been sentenced to five years hard labor at Lolcatraz Correctional Facility, though his attorneys said in a statement that they plan to appeal.

Submitted by Jenny Theolin, photo by James McKenzie-Blyth for LOLCAT – TEH EXHIBISHUN.

Hamster’s Sexting Lands Him in Hot Water

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Hamster’s Sexting Lands Him in Hot Water

Prominent hotel tycoon Mike the hamster caught flak from watchdog groups when  nude photos of himself that he allegedly texted to a female employee were leaked on the Internet Friday.

“He should be an upstanding member of the business community. A role model,” says Beth Rutledge of the Chamber of Commerce. “This is really a disgrace.”

Via @jenz270.

Jack Russell Terrier Is ‘Never Nude’ – Even in the Bath

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Jack Russell Terrier Is ‘Never Nude’ – Even in the Bath

A terrier named Tobias can be a little self conscious about his body. In fact, he’s enacted a personal policy he likes to call “Never Nude” – that is, he will never be naked again, not even in private. Not even in the bath.

“He wears a plaid windbreaker in the tub,” says Luke Carol, a source close to the situation. “Some might call that weird. I call it fashion forward.”

Via alexi tm.